Hermit [
hur-mit] - noun
- a person who has withdrawn to a solitary place for a life of religious seclusion.
- any person living in seclusion; recluse.
- Zoology. an animal of solitary habits.
- Ornithology. any of numerous hummingbirds of the genera Glaucis and Phaethornis, having curved bills and dull-colored rather than iridescent plumage.
- a spiced molasses cookie often containing raisins or nuts.
- Obsolete. a beadsman.
Source: Dictionary.com
As you may or may not know, I work in high-tech industry. Computers and technology are second nature to me. Heck, I'm even a grad student in Computer Science. So, this serves as a backdrop to the story.
A few weeks ago, some girl asked for my cellphone number, and I said, I don't have a cellphone. She goes, "What?!?! You don't have a cellphone number??? That's so wierd!" I quickly reply with, "What? You think I have a cellphone just because I'm Asian?" Playing the race card ends most debates rather quickly in my favour

. There have been other situations where people have exclaimed, "What??? You don't have a [insert high-tech gadget here]?"
Then it dawned on me that I'm a bit of a technological hermit. Here is a quick rundown of stuff that I don't have which has shocked many people given my obvious geekish vibe: cellphones, DVD players, handheld gaming devices, portable CD players, CD burners, MP3 players, iPods, digital cameras, a high power computer, Playstation, XBox, laptops, USB keychains, anything remotely wireless, etc.
The thing that always shocks people is my computer. Everyone assumes that I have a pimped out computer with those glowing blue LEDs that Asians love so much, but I don't. Infact, any game made after 2002 will probably NOT run on my computer. For those who understand computer jargon, here are my computer's stats: Intel Celeron Processor 667Mhz, 10GB hard-drive, 64MB ATI Radeon 7000 PCI video card, 256MB ram, 52X CD-ROM, 1.44MB floppy disk drive. To illustrate, an average computer these have the following stats: Intel Pentium 4 Process 3200MHz, 250GB hard-drive, 2000MB ram, 52X CD-ROM/DVD-ROM/CD-Burner, etc. Things have progressed quite a bit.
Why the lack of stuff in general? Well, there's a fine line between what one needs, and what one wants. If you're paying for 6 years' worth of university tuition, and you want to minimize the amount of debt you exit with, you have to live fairly minimally. Furthermore, tech gadgets tend to become obsolete very quickly, so a lot of it becomes junk, so that's a big turnoff.
People who upgrade their computers once a year drive me absolutely insane. One guy that I know has a whole family of computers that he has running, and it's because he upgrades every year. Unless you're running a server farm, 5 computers per person is a bit excessive. It's also a lot of money down the drain.
I remember there was a survey on Slashdot that asked, what's the total value of all the tech gadgets that you carry around with you? If I were to answer, it'd probably say $80, as I carry a scientific calculator in backpack, but that's about it. However, there was a guy in my graduate seminar class that seemed to carry a crapload of gadgets with him everywhere. He brought along two laptops, a big one for doing his work, and a tablet laptop which he used for presentations. Accompanying his laptops was a gyroscopic wireless mouse and a laser pointer. He had an iPod in one pocket, and a cellphone in the other. On his belt, he carried a palm pilot, and on his keychain, he had several USB flashdrives. Actual retail value that he carried with him: $7500.00+.
In either case, I suppose I'm a bit of an oxymoron. I'm heavily involved in tech, but I don't own much tech at all. There is hope for me yet though, I am saving up for a new computer. My computer upgrade cycle is once every 6 years. It's absolutely amazing how cheap and powerful desktop computers are these days. It's shocking for me to know that grandparents are buying 3.2GHz computers and all they're using them for is surfing the Internet, and writing e-mails. These computers are faster than our servers at work which run the entire UVIC Co-op website and it serves over 6,000 users for crying out loud!