A few weeks ago, a kid from church that I know approached me and asked, Chan, am I a geek? Instantly I thought to myself.... great, I've become the authoritative source on geek culture, how flattering. I chuckled because I thought this kid must be playing a joke or something. This guy is as far away from being a geek as possible. However, the kid wasn't chuckling, he was serious.
So I decided to entertain this kid's request, and applied a quick and dirty test to see if he was truly a geek. The conversation kind of went like this:
Chan: Do you have a girlfriend?
Kid: Yes.
I'm thinking this kid has already failed the geek test.
Chan: Do you play on any sports?
Kid: Yeah, I play on a hockey team.
Wrong answer again.
Chan: Do you know what D&D stands for?
Kid: Uhhh.... no.
Meanwhile in the background, one of the uber-geeks overhears me asking this, and proudly blurts out, D&D stands for dungeons and dragons! I roll my eyes. (I'll let you guess who answered this question.)
Chan: Do you watch any sci-fi TV series such as Star Trek?
Kid: Uh... no.
Chan: Do you do any sort of programming on a computer?
Kid: No.
Congratulations kid, you failed the geek test badly. You're not a geek. He seemed kind of suprised. I'm thinking.... if this kid can be labelled a geek, then I must be the ultimate geek of the universe or something.
For those of you who wonder how geeky you truly are, there is a
Geek Test available. It takes about 20 minutes to finish, and it is kind of entertaining. I passed this around at work once, and my boss scored very high. She totally blew my score away.
My friend Myron scored suprisingly low, only 14.9% - Geekish Tendencies, which is the lowest rank you can get on the test.
Anyways, you're all probably wondering what I scored. I scored 33.3% which is a total geek.
Here are some of the things that gave me points:
- I know 5+ Food Network hosts.
- I know 5+ Star Trek characters from each generation.
- I have my own website and domain. (suprise suprise)
- I have played a computer game for 12+ hours before.
- I wear as little brand name clothing as possible. (Yes I dress very provocatively.)
- I have been a professional sound/light techie.
- I have watched Transformers: The Movie more than two times.
- I look forward in doing my taxes.
After reading this list, there are two words that best describe me right now. Chick magnet

. In either case, have a go at the
Geek Test and post your scores in the comment section below.